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Thursday, August 26, 2010

apa ada pada nama.

ok so this is my first entry ever. The first time i had a blog was like 4 years back and that time friendster's blog was the coolest among all. and then after that i've failed miserably dlm arena dunia blog sbb i had several blogs yg left unattended xtulis satu entry haramjadah pon. pastu lupe password n then i started to make a new one and then lupe balik. itu lah capability yg bakal anda dapat if u consumed too much semut dlm mknn anda. HAHAHAHA.

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so i was just having some random thought about a name. about why some people fancy names so much that they tend to name their child dgn nama yg pelik2..apa ada pada nama?mari kita sama2 saksikan.

the closest example u can find mestila the artis kan yg suke bg nama anak derang nama yg gempak2 ni. haruslah gempak sbb kata kau glamor mestila nama anak paling kurang pon 3 muka surat. ok ezajerret la plak ko ni nyah. yelah mcm name tu klu lagi panjang n lagi french fries bunyi die lagi sedap la konon eventho it makes no sense at all. and of all names, initial name yg famous mesti at least ade tenku ke putri ke pastu ko tambah la suku kata "sya" "arsh" "eshc" or ape2 la kt tgh2 name yg ko pilih yg klu skali bace boleh cramp lidah barang seminggu dua. pastu buat dlm 3 patah campor gn initial tu td. voila! siaplah nama yg vouge sejajar dgn wawasan doplohpatpablas ni.

ape?xbleh imagine? xpe2 jgn buat2 gelabah badut.meh aku bg example sket :

a) tengku arashi azyleya

b) putri syarazeana eliyean

c) merissa eshcteria coli

ok yg 3rd tu aku tibai nma bacteria kt air kencing so jgn la g percaya bulat2 plak yek. ;P

so bleh paham x apsal nk kene bg nama complicated cenggini. like watfedak kan theres no need la letak nama camni. just for the sake nk bg anak die cam stand out time skola nnt nak2 time cikgu nk amek attendance sanggup ko buat name tounge twister camni kn.


klu kite tgk balik org dulu punyelah simple bile bg nama kt ank dorang ni. paling simple yg we came across is nama hari. cube cari nama org2 dulu dari isnin (senin klu yg stok jawa) smpi jumaat (jem'at) mesti confirm ade name atuk2 or bapak org ni yg camni. sabtu pon common gak taw cume ahad aku xsure la plak. pastu dh abes2 gune hari nk bg nama kite bg nama bulan pulak. tp bukan februari or disember. tp bulan kalendar islam..ramadhan ke syawal, rejab. xckup nama bulan kite letak la nama event plak kot2 la ko lahir time tu tgh syawal haa letak la nama aidil fitri. haaaaa kan senang tu nk igt. tp kak klu time deepavalli plak camne? haa lu pikirla sndiri.

tp maybe org dulu letak nama simple2 ni bkn sbb dorang xnk glamor ke ape. maybe sbb time tu org pon cam xramai sgt yg pndai menulis or membaca kan. so klu bg nama pnjang2, elok2 sedap name anak org tu kuar je kat surat branak ke laut plak bunyinye. xpon teori paling mudah nk jimat dakwat. bkn ko sorang je nk buat surat beranak taw org len pon beratur kat blakang tu k.


sbb ape aku ckp camni? sbb mende ni mmg jadi kt aunty aku masa tahun 1950-an dulu.
well name yg nenek aku cadang tu xdela fancy sgt but ok la kan untuk zaman2 dorang.
cadang nk letak siti zubaidah binti saimon. tup2 yg kuar kt surat branak die mase tu "BEDAH" . hambik ko!simple short and sweet mcm gampang je bunyinye. xcommercial langsung k.agak2 ar nk jimat ink pon kak. ceh.

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aku dh pikir2 gak nk letak nma anak aku ape pas kawen nnt.
klu pompuan kite letak la "timah" ke.
kot yg laki tu bleh letak "bijih"
klu yg kuar tu khunsa bleh bg "bijih timah" trus.

HAHAHA..OK MULUT CABUL. nauzubillah min zalik. mintak dijauhkan.

6 comments:

  1. got ur first follower! haahahaha more posts la syaitonnn!

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  2. hahahhahahaah aku br tau! funny weh! u cn write!

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  3. hahaha thanks slacker. this thing is jst for fun. best gak bosan2 tulis benda2 sampah camni. LOL

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  4. Hey, lawak gila okay?
    Mak aku ade cerita pasal kawan dia. Nak daftar nama. Punya lah susah pegawai tu lupa naka pasal panjang sgt. Pegawai tu letak "mek".

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  5. lol mek tu mmg dh tahap moksya la pemalasnye. ni mesti pegawai ni stok2 yg jimat ink gak.

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